Hey I'm Alex, just an Evwhore with no life. I enjoy being in the comfort of my own home with my best friend, aka my laptop, Brutus. Expect A LOT of Amy Lee/ Evanescence and a lot of random shit I find hilarious xD

22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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oxboxer:

"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

Like and comment on Tapastic!

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22nd July 2014

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when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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22nd July 2014

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etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

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22nd July 2014

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princessvict0ria:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

This post is perfect.

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22nd July 2014

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  • regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
  • me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good

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22nd July 2014

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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22nd July 2014

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clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

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22nd July 2014

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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