Hey I'm Alex, just an Evwhore with no life. I enjoy being in the comfort of my own home with my best friend, aka my laptop, Brutus. Expect A LOT of Amy Lee/ Evanescence and a lot of random shit I find hilarious xD

1st August 2014

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electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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1st August 2014

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roarkshop:

characterless94:

Sooooo you want revenge? 

The fact that you think this is revenge at least on some level implies that you’re aware that Hooters is despicable and this stuff is wrong. It’s almost as if you recognize that it’s something worth avenging in the first place. 

roarkshop:

characterless94:

Sooooo you want revenge? 

The fact that you think this is revenge at least on some level implies that you’re aware that Hooters is despicable and this stuff is wrong. It’s almost as if you recognize that it’s something worth avenging in the first place. 

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1st August 2014

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1st August 2014

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disorder:

why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum

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1st August 2014

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nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

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1st August 2014

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1st August 2014

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monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

Source: monosexuals

1st August 2014

Question reblogged from rage & serenity with 148,623 notes

Anonymous said: top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

mamamantis:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

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1st August 2014

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1st August 2014

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  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

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